Swine Flu Piglet

For the lovely @sazchik, and to the tune of "Pinball Wizard":

Ever since I was a tourist
And I went to Mexico
Then headed back to Brighton
To the hopsital I go
But I ain't seen nothing like him
In any farmer's field
That deaf, dumb and blind pig
Sure has a mean swine flu

He stands like a statue
Becomes part of the disease
Sniffing with a runny nose
And making us all sneeze
He snorts and he snuffles
Passes his germs on to you
That deaf, dumb and blind pig
Sure has a mean swine flu

He's a swine flu piglet
There's got to be a twist
A swine flu piglet
And now the WHO are pissed

How do you think he does it?
(I don't know)
What makes him so ill?

He ain't got no distractions
Can't hear those sirens and bells
Don't see lights a flashin'
The cops are pigs as well
He's now quite infectious
He'll end up killing you
That deaf, dumb and blind pig
Sure has a mean swine flu

I thought I was
The ER table king
But I just handed
My sickness crown to him

The media are in a frenzy
And we're all gonna die
But I'm still eating bacon
My wife is asking why?
He's got crazy freakish symptoms
Pork chops will finish you
That deaf, dumb and blind pig
Sure has a mean swine flu

Rock on!