Monday morning awesomeness: *please* let this be true: http://ping.fm/Dquag

Helpful vendor support? Helpful vendors? On a Friday? Being deafened by Admiral Ackbar screaming in my ear "IT'S A TRAP!"

If that's so acceptable, then I'm going to start using the word "incompetatencing" - the act of compensating for incompetence.

Just been introduced to "de-perimiterisation". Why do people hate the English language so? Seriously, what the hell is wrong with people?

When I become rich and famous, I will pay Morgan Freeman to follow me round, narrating everything I do. You're reading this in his voice now

Telling earthworms to 'work smarter' is great, if you want smarter than average earthworms.

Utterly rubbish start to the week, so to turn it around, I give you all this: http://ping.fm/Q92C6