When I become rich and famous, I will pay Morgan Freeman to follow me round, narrating everything I do. You're reading this in his voice now

Telling earthworms to 'work smarter' is great, if you want smarter than average earthworms.

Utterly rubbish start to the week, so to turn it around, I give you all this: http://ping.fm/Q92C6

Yay! This is all sorts of awesome. And the owl is back :-) http://ping.fm/J3tqq