Really? Last.fm too? Please tell me they bothered to salt the hashes (unlike LinkedIn) http://ping.fm/e90zd

Jonathon Ive bests Tim Berners-Lee, Clive Sinclair, and Alan Turing to win British Visionary Innovator? You're kidding me?

BBC2, 9pm tonight - promises to be very interesting: http://ping.fm/DiP7B

One of the more horrific long term impacts of the BP Gulf oil spill: http://ping.fm/ZLvJE

Training: Auditing a server, find a security issue, cue evil laugh in the office. Random someone shouts out "It wasn't me"

Interesting: using Asterisk to DoS MI6's phone system: http://ping.fm/3tqQJ

Just spent 5 mins panicking about my eyesight, then took off my glasses and realised it was just a finger smudge on the lens :-(

PSA: CyanogenMod is awesome. Even more so on the Touchpad. Trebuchet makes Android actually usable

Big thanks to the cretins at the NSPCC and Daily Mail for bringing Brass Eye to life - truly we live in the PaedophIsles: http://ping.fm/Rf4Ar

Beware the unholy alliance of State and Internet: http://ping.fm/xNdob

This makes me feel old. That and the Beebs 30th anniversary. Very old :-( http://ping.fm/70X77

"Why Hollywood film studios suck", Exhibit 4192: http://ping.fm/AjoVF

CCDP plans highlight the total, utter hypocrisy of MPs once they've got some power. It's almost like there's been no change in government

Hello Kitty Tarot cards: http://ping.fm/nvJRP

Really interesting read about Sealand, HavenCo, and data havens: http://ping.fm/va9DD

o/ Get Alan Turing on the next £10 note! http://ping.fm/BSEXU

My new 'elevator pitch' to potential investors: "I'm not an American! It's called a lift dammit!" There is no possible way that can fail

Monday morning awesomeness: *please* let this be true: http://ping.fm/Dquag

Helpful vendor support? Helpful vendors? On a Friday? Being deafened by Admiral Ackbar screaming in my ear "IT'S A TRAP!"

If that's so acceptable, then I'm going to start using the word "incompetatencing" - the act of compensating for incompetence.

Just been introduced to "de-perimiterisation". Why do people hate the English language so? Seriously, what the hell is wrong with people?

When I become rich and famous, I will pay Morgan Freeman to follow me round, narrating everything I do. You're reading this in his voice now

Telling earthworms to 'work smarter' is great, if you want smarter than average earthworms.

Utterly rubbish start to the week, so to turn it around, I give you all this: http://ping.fm/Q92C6

Yay! This is all sorts of awesome. And the owl is back :-) http://ping.fm/J3tqq