Monday, 30 March 2009

Giant fire spitting robot terrorises Roppongi

giant fire spitting baby robot japan roppongi


More awesomeness from our friends in Japan, who clearly know how to party.


Sculptor Kenji Yanobe’s Giant Torayan robot, a 7.2-meter (24-ft) tall mechanical baby that sings, dances and spits fire, was sighted in Tokyo’s Roppongi district last night. The fire-breathing robot spent the night on center stage at “Roppongi Art Night,” an all-night event featuring installations and performances by dozens of artists at various venues in Roppongi.

Sunday, 29 March 2009

Those wacky Japanese

You've probably seen those claw machines at an arcade or shopping centre. Put in some money, try and steer the robot claw to pickup a cuddly toy.

Dull.

The Japanese have upped the ante in claw based entertainment. Mobile phones, pornographic DVDs - and now, boobs.

boob claw machine


No, those are not onions or swedes.

Friday, 27 March 2009

Friday fun - what do you like to do?

I have some chaps on a windsurfing forum to thank for this one:

1. Go to Google
2. Type in "(yourname) likes to"
3. Copy and paste the first 10 search results back into this email, and share the love


Fat Tom likes to boogie
Tom likes to role play
Tom likes to play Disc Golf
Tom likes to jack off
Tom likes to see Katie in bowl cuts and men's suits
Tom likes to spend his time hanging out with friends
Tom likes to CLIMB OVER JOHN MAYER'S FENCE
Tom likes to Look
Tom likes to come to the matchs with a new joke or two each week
Tom likes to visit the zoo

Have at it! :-)

Give it a go, share the results via Twitter or add your blog post's URL to the comments.

Thursday, 26 March 2009

Kill it with hammers!

giant killer four foot long reef worm


This is pretty horrific, and will be haunting my dreams for many nights to come.


Aquarists at the Blue Reef Aquarium in Newquay have discovered the identity of a mysterious killer that had been devastating their coral reef display over recent months.

Staff at the award-winning attraction had been puzzled by violent attacks on their fragile living reefs - in some cases the corals had been literally cut in half.

After staking out the display for several weeks, aquarists decided as a last resort to take it apart rock by rock.

Halfway through the process the terrifying perpetrator was finally revealed - a monstrous four-foot-long giant reef worm.


Read more at the Blue Reef Aquarium site.

Tuesday, 28 October 2008

It's Windsurfing time!

Been a while since I last had a chance to post something on there - but this is a doozy.

Check out this fantastic video from YouTube:



The group is called The Surfers, and I am going to have this playing on my iPod the next time I'm out windsurfing on my board. This is so bad it's awesome!

You can check out some more of their hits at Last.fm

Thursday, 25 September 2008

EmTech inanity

Bit of a break from posting, been pretty busy - but I had to share this. Dan Lyons (of Fake Steve Jobs fame) has hit the nail firmly on the head with his latest post covering a panel at the EmTech conference.

He's nicely summed up what I've been telling investors and boards for the last 18 months - why do these people not get it?


My first reaction was that in the greater scheme of things (economy in free fall, war in Iraq, global warming, energy crisis, not to mention the old reliables like cancer and poverty and AIDS, etc.)this challenge of finding a good restaurant seems like a fairly trivial and unimportant problem for our big geek brains to be trying to solve. If I were funding these guys I might go home scratching my head about what those kids are doing with all of my millions. Maybe there is a point to what they’re doing,but honestly, what great problem are these companies trying to solve? Sitting there watching this spectacle — watching these guys unable to simply explain what they do and and how they are going to make a business out of it -it was staggering to think that someone has entrusted these people with very large sums of money. But someone has. I weep for those people.


(Via Real Dan Lyons Web Site.)

And why are work shy slackers *still* getting funding for mediocre faff that adds no value to the collective human race, doesn't solve any problems - and, worst of all - will never make any money?

Wednesday, 21 May 2008

Attack of the Cock Copter

Some protesters wave around banners. Some have some more spine and throw some eggs.

In Russia, they have more balls. They heckle with giant flying dildos.

Gary Kasparov attacked by a cock copter


Yes, chess grandmaster turned dissident politician Gary Kasparov was giving a speech in Moscow when he was harassed by a remote controlled flying dildo.

After the attack was thwarted, Kasparov joked "I think we have to be thankful for the opposition's demonstration of the level of discourse we need to anticipate. Also, apparently most of their arguments are located beneath the belt." An audience member shouts back "Finally the political power shows its face!". Kasparov's reply?

"Well, if that's its face..."

Will we see Secret Service agents taking a cock for the US President? I can only hope so.

Here's the full video of this harrowing thrust against democracy: